Every day many people search the Internet and find themselves on Kpopalypse blog as a result. I receive daily summaries of all Internet searches that direct people to kpopalypse.com through my website’s sneaky stats-collection machine, which tells me what the Internet is really concerned about underneath the surface. While most of these results are predictable, sometimes a query comes through that is just so unique and compelling that I have to address it:
In this post, Kpopalypse answers the question – must i have a firm breast to be a kpop?
People may often wonder what it takes to be a kpop. Do you need a firm breast to be a kpop?
Here are some of the girls from the group Twice. At the time of writing this post the girls of Twice are currently a kpop. However do they have a firm breast? We do not know if they have a firm breast, because they are wearing clothes over their breast.
Nayeon from Twice is a kpop. Even though there is a small part where the breast is exposed, it is hard to tell from just this small level of exposure if Nayeon from Twice has a firm breast.
Now it is even harder to tell if Nayeon has a firm breast, because Nayeon’s breast has now been wrapped softly by the photographer during editing.
Challenges like this mean that it is very hard to determine if you must have a firm breast to be a kpop. However some kpop have made it easier.
Sulli used to be in f(x) and she was a kpop. It was noted when she did nude sex scenes for the film “Real” that she had a firm breast. Due to her firm breast, it is understandable that people may think that you need a firm breast to be a kpop. However there is a problem with this theory – by the time Sulli was in this film, Sulli was no longer a kpop.
Viki who used to be in Dal Shabet was also a kpop, and she did nude sex scenes for a movie called “A Pharisee”, where it was determined that she had a firm breast. However once again Viki was not a kpop when she did these scenes, which happened after she was a kpop.
It seems hard to determine if a female kpop has a firm breast. However what if the question-asker wants to be a male k-pop?
This is the group 2PM. Some of them are not wearing clothes over their breast. You can see that they have a firm breast, or you could, if I had not wrapped it softly. 2PM are also a k-pop.
These men are from the group SHINee, who are a kpop. They are also not wearing clothes over their breast. If I had not wrapped it softly, you could see that they have a firm breast.
Jay Park also has a firm breast and is a kpop. He also often does not wear clothes over his breast, making it easy to see that he has a firm breast. However, like the Twice photographer, I have wrapped it softly.
There are many examples of a male kpop with a firm breast. I think from the above data it is clear that if you are a man and you want to be a kpop you are likely to need a firm breast, as there may be a time when you do not wear clothes over your breast. However if you are a woman and you want to be a kpop, I think it may not matter, as women who are a kpop do not show if they have a firm breast while they are a kpop, and if they did, someone would probably just wrap it softly. You would only need a firm breast if you wanted to show it after you were a kpop (and even then it may be optional, as some people such as Kpopalypse may prefer a less firm breast).
Hopefully this answers your question. Kpopalypse will return with more posts soon!